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Name: Dana
Birthday: 4/7/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: I like alot of things: Alternative music (linkin Park, The Killers, Jimmy Eat World, etc.), Action Movies (Blackhawk Down, Memento, etc.), cars (67' Impala SS being one of my favorites), girls (pretty ones), and I like firearms (its a guy thing)
Expertise: High profile assassinations.
Occupation: Operations
Industry: Manufacturing
Message: message me
AIM:  defmatixcore
Member Since:
9/7/2004
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| Okay Okay, i know i havent written in this thing since forever, but i realized that u guys needed more of my coolness becuz u r all so lame. Ahhh, im depressed becuz my girl is in another country but thats ok becuz it gives me more time wrk on my master plan of taking over the world. Hey Hannah came back did everyone see that. Work was actually alot of fun last ngiht. I took Sam's shift cuz i need more $$. I mean the SJSU prking stickers r gonna be 500 dolares. THats so f*$%ing expensive i swear i am going to shank someone over this. ok not really, please dont report me to the FBI. IBut seriously i need more than just wrk to keep me busy and most people i know have other things going on so its hard to get out. well i better get going. I need new shoes. i hate paying money for shoes, it sucks. stupid shoes. damn i wish i could just go into hybernation until early august but then i couldnt wrk and make money...argh life is a series of frustrations and then u die. And that being optimistic. HAHAHA. later
California Cougar Out | | |
| Rock. Hard place. And of course me in the middle.
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| It has been over a month since my last post. In this past month
things have been really crazy. My mind and my heart want two
different things and the process of choosing which one to follow is
never easy. I suppose that my life is no more difficult than
anyone else's but to me it seems that there are people who have an
easier time with the hardships of existence. So here I am again
with too many questions and zero answers all the while I am going
insane with the possibilities. Indecisiveness I would have to say
is one of my greates flaws. No matter what I choose in life, one
thing remains constant; great sacrifice will have to be made.
However, I believe that it is in times like these that I am able to
find out who I really am and what I am capable of. Damned no
matter which road I choose, just another day in my life. Time to
quit stalling and just make a choice and accept the consequences.
Women need to understand that guys don't understand their subtle hints.
Sin City is one of the greatest movies EVER!!
CA Cougar has spoken
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| I think all Americans should know about John Locke. I'm doing a paper on this 17th century British philosopher and he really had alot of great ideas. Locke is to America as what Marx is to communism. Locke's ideas inspired much of the constitution and alot of the fundamental values of America. So why the Hell doesn't everyone learn about him in school. I think we all children should be taught about Lockean ideas because it so vital to what the American Revolution was all about. But leave it to the educational system to screw things up and leave out great figures like Locke.
CA Cougar out. | | |
| Alright, I'm back, because I know you guys have been eagely checking my posts for me to fill your empty lives with hilarious wit and good humor. So, today we will talk about making an action movie. Now, Hollywood comes out with alot of crap so you must be thinking 'I can make crap. I don't need the Cal Cougar to tell me how to make an action movie.' Whoa, hold on there buddy, you need me more than you know. Because if you make a crappy movie than you wont win a worthless Oscar and then you can't have worthless conversation with worthless visitors who come to you house. So here are the 10 things needed to make a good action film:
1. Collin Farrel, Josh Hartnett, or some other actor that has no real acting skills but people see their films anyway. (Do not choose Ben Affleck, he sucks)
2. An evil mastermind from Germany with a heavy German accent. Why an evil mastermind from Germany? Because for some reason its cool to hate white people nowadays and having a German guy won't offend anybody, except maybe Germans, but who the hell cares? Nobody. Plus, Germans have that accent which makes the "th" sound like a z which makes for an easily hated character.
3. MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!! Every good action film has something that asplodes. Try to find something small like say a toaster, then in the plot have the bad guy put a bomb in there and make the special effects look as if it was Hiroshima all over again (Under no circumstances make it look like Nagasaki, details people, DETAILS!!)
And I have dinner right now so you'll have to wait for the other seven tips. | | |
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